Wow, cartoons just keep getting worst. August 2, 2008
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I kept watching cartoon network…. This next cartoon was called “Flapjack”. This cartoon was about failing at life pirates, or some shit like that. In this episode, there was a contest on which sailor had the best beard contest… Beard contest, if you will. One by one, little men with extravagantly figured beards appeared on stage, each more extravagant than the last. Just as in a beauty contest, these men where put to the test to prove their… beardness. One of the categories was none other than the swim suit category. The men strutted the stage weiring nothing but their beards as the swim suit….
damn.
What has kids fucked up these days. August 2, 2008
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Not only do these poor kids have to deal with fucked up cartoons. Seriously guys, these cartoons use cookies as ninja stars, and have tongues that can be used as helicopter rotors. OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG!!!!! THINGS JUST TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. One of the characters was falling from a ridiculouslyhigh balcony, screaming words that dont exist. Just before he hit the pavement, a puppet hand come from nowhere and grabbed him. The hand then placed him on a cloud. The camera zoomed out to reveal and old looking puppet. This puppet told the character that he was his creator.
I dont know guys but these seems really blasphemous.
Anyway….. Back to what i was saying, these kids have to deal with all this shit.
On top of the fucking cartoons, they have to deal with a coloring pad that can only be colored on with water.
Its funny how the infomercial made this pad seem amazing. Yea sure, there is no mess involved, but damn the kid can only take so much. He will soon figure out that no matter which way he splattered the water……It was gonna be the same damn picture over and over again!
Damn, i hope no parent buys that shit.
Cartoons of the 21st century August 2, 2008
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What the fuck is up with cartoons these days. God, all the cartoons do now is just burp fire and shit. WTF. Like this,boil on my ass, cartoon called ” Chowder”. Its random as fuck, one second has nothing to do with the other. In fact, some of the characters dont speak real words. No wonder everyone is so fucked up now-a-days.
